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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

"See What Happens When You Leave Me Behind When You Go To Dinner Reviews" by Peachy's Pig Petunia by Folkmanis Puppets Hats by Ellen Christine Couture Millinery

by Petunia the Pig


Hello readers!  You must be sick of Peachy by now.  I'm Petunia and was first featured here.  And of course I am by Folkmanis because you know only the best is featured around here.  I have since adopted the bow look so no one calls me Porky.  I am annoyed we have not hung out with George Clooney yet, but I have another bone to pick with Peachy.  I love to eat and never am I invited on dinner reviews.  Well know what?  Peachy is also a fashion editor.  So, I decided to raid her hat collection when she was out on one.  Ellen may have a few Vogue covers but I bet she's never had a model of the cochon persuasion which obviously is inordinately better.  Tell me how I look, dahlings.
I think for starters, Jean-Claude Baker would have absolutely adored me at Chez Josephine.  That review had my name all over it because after all, Josephine herself had a pig named Albert who was allowed at the restaurant.  Pooh pooh to you Peachy wait until I email Jean-Claude.  Pigs are smart.  They know how to email.
Jean-Claude, let's eat escargot!

How do you like this on me?  Maybe a jaunt to Solera?
I may be wearing a fascinator but I'm all about the scorpion bowls at Point Break!  Billy Bishop here I come!
I think this one looks quite good.
Quite amazing.  Proportionally perfect.  Folkmanis and Ellen should be pleased to know that Peachy and me have the same size head!
I think since I match their chandelier here, I will venture over to Marcony and feel the ocean breeze of the Island of Capri and eat delicious everything from Italy with Marco and Claudia!
Here I think I will be putting on the Ritz and pop over to see Gabriel at Gabriel's and drink some of his hot chocolate.  You know I will be hobnobbing with some big names there too - Anderson Cooper, Mayor Bloomberg...who I'd really like to meet though Gabriel is Miss Piggy! She is going to be jealous of my hats but I think I could hook her up.  
Oooh la la I think I look francais here so we'll go down to Le Pescadeux which is so worth the trip downtown and see our friend Chuck.  Now I bet HE is the one that knows George Clooney since Chuck is actor extraordinaire. Actually Le Pescadeux is not too far from Ellen Christine's showroom...
Easter parade look?!
This one is way too big.

Perfect for my skintone.
Oh this one I do believe is perfect.
When Peachy comes home she won't have this one in her collection anymore.  It is all mine.  I hope next time I can tell you about my adventures with either George C. or Miss Piggy.  Or maybe both.  TTFN (ta ta for now), Petunia

About where I came from:

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If you want to know more about my awesome hats that I have taken over from Peachy:

The Best Milliner in Manhattan 

Official Milliner of Whom You Know: 

By appointment in her showroom 

Ellen Christine is a Mover and Shaker: 

With two covers on Italian Vogue, Ellen Christine is well known throughout the accessories industry, both here and in Europe. Featured in Vogue, W Magazine, and Harper's Bazaar magazines multiple times over the past three decades of her career, Ellen Christine is much sought after by editors and celebrity clientele as well. Her hats walk into some of the best events in town. Fashion is her business, and those in the know beat their way to her Soho showroom, for private appointments, collaborations and the world’s best to put on their heads.

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