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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

On Chinese Food, by Jimmy Fallon

"Thank you Chinese delivery place, for giving me three sets of utensils when - SURPRISE! - it was just me eating.  Are you trying to tell me that one person shouldn't eat all this food? Next time why not take it further?  Why not have the fortune cookie tell me to 'take human bites.' Or say 'Are you done now, fat ass?'"
-Jimmy Fallon

Absolutely brilliant:
http://www.whomyouknow.com/2011/06/read-this-thank-you-notes-by-jimmy.html 

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